Postmodernization per Primordium ADHD

2009-04-08T22:27:00.000-07:00

In other words, you are now as confused as I am. Have you ever found a key and spent an inconceivable amount of time searching for its lock? Pepsi is great... Pepsi Icy Drink at 7-11, better. I just found a video on youtube showing how to modify a green laser into a burning green laser, and it doesn't require any expensive tools. Now you can perform laser surgery and burn out your own colo-rectal cancer! Do ninjas have faces? Faces is so similarly spelled as feces, so it should be really easy to tell somebody that they look like shit. I love wordplay. It's like kicking someone's ass with their own words. Is there anyone out there listening? I'm not speaking right now, so you can't hear me. Harry Potter could kick E.T.'s ass. Nuff said. Chitlins are pig intestines, I won't eat them. I love reading asian product labels. "Dumpling stuffed with the ovary and digestive glands of a crab". MMMMM, Very crunchy diarrhea fun! You may cry unicorns with blessings of walnut internet options! I'm single if you don't have any diseases. If you do, my brother is single. He's my twin, we were born only 3 years and 352 days apart. My poor mother. She had another kid while waiting. I think you should be able to kill someone that annoys you and call it a belated abortion. System of a Down=Good band name....Syndrome of a Down=Bad band name. Evil leprechauns stole my rainbow sherbert. Unicorns may be the single horniest animals on the planet. According to a book of facts I read while composting the planet, earths humans produce 2 billion tons of feces daily. OK, 2 billion tons, divided by approximately 6 billion humans=.33 tons per person, or roughly 666 pounds, per person, per day....HOLY TYPO!!! What a shitty editor. .50 cal sniper rifle and Johnny Cochran, solution to all man's dilemmas. Alligators are earths closest living relative to dinosaurs... The spanish term for player=grabadora. Spanish to English translation for "player"=prison. Borrowed truth-"Love is like a porno, without all the good parts" Porno is like a date, without all the bad parts (unless it is a good restaurant). Everyone says someone is special in their lives, and all people have special needs, most require special medication, some have special education, a few are in groups of special interest, so enjoy that special someone, give them a special gift... herpegonasyphilaids.
'Til Next Time,
DatWanFu